Saturday, September 30, 2017

Lion bites Ospreys' Wales hooker Scott Baldwin's hand

At a trip to the Weltevrede Game Lodge Wales and Ospreys hooker Scott Baldwin stuck his hand inside one of the lions' cages to pet it and was promptly bit by the animal. He had to receive stitches.

"There was an incident with a lion, but in fairness it was nothing to do with the lion," Baldwin's boss Steve Tandy said, defending the big cat. "You can't pat a lion on the head as if it's a kitten."

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"The Girlfriend Experience" Season 2 Trailer

Friday night TV ratings: Inhumans bombs, MacGyver & The Exorcist hit lows



Friday night saw the premiere of critically panned Marvel's Inhumans, which unsurprisingly bombed with fractional ratings. The first part of the two-hour premiere got a 0.9 in A18-49, while the 2nd half dropped a tenth to 0.8. Once Upon A Time returns next weeks with it's rebooted season 7 with Inhumans as lead-in, Uh-oh.
CBS MacGyver reboot, which did OK enough to secure a renewal returned by tying it's previous series low of 0.8, which it hit for the season 1 finale. The venerable Blue Bloods topped the night with a 1.1 rating. Hawaii 5-0 did an OK with a 1.0.
FOX The Exorcist, which earned a surprise renewal in the summer, returned with a new series low of 0.5.

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Jay-Z & Jennifer Lopez are headlining a benefit concert + Jay Z and Fat Joe deliver aid

YA author/scammer of the year Lani Sarem finally speaks out




- Previous post: Lani Sarem, the Handbook for Mortals author whose previous claims to fame are being related to JC from NSYNC and managing the band Blues Traveler, scammed her way to a #1 on the NYT Bestsellers list by buying thousands of her own books

- She finally gave an interview to Vulture reporter Lila Shapiro, who exposed her many lies straight to her face (I wish there were video footage of this)

- In the most recent week with reported data, Handbook for Mortals sold ten copies


- Admits that the main character was just the fantasy self-insert of her: "When I started writing, I really wanted all the things that I couldn’t have at that moment... I wanted somebody’s love story to work out. I wanted this character to have all the things I was lacking, and then live vicariously through her."

- Designed the book/film adaptation to have as many D-list celebs as possible. Partnered with Thomas Ian Nicholas from American Pie franchise, and promised a movie role to Carrot Top.

- Claims she got thousands of pre-orders at various comic cons, and bought back copies of her own book from booksellers to fulfill those orders. (Booksellers respond that not even Neil Gaiman or George R.R. Martin sell as many books at cons as Sarem claims.)

- Denies hiring the shady company ResultSource to organize the bulk buyout, until Shapiro confronts her with the ACTUAL RECEIPTS: "I told her I knew for a fact that someone working for ResultSource had placed a bulk order for copies of Handbook. I’d seen the order slip myself. Her face went pale and her eyes went wide and the silence stretched before us."

- Has no regrets - the only thing she'd do differently is to send advance copies to YA community to drum up support. Still plans on working on film adaptation/rest of series because of feminism: “If we listened to people telling us no, women would probably not even have the right to vote."



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What's the best scam you ever orchestrated, ONTD?
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Regina Hall, Issa Rae and more stars doing #fortheDchallenge

Demi had advice from Jay-Z on her new album, duels fan in Demi trivia

Spike's 'The Mist' got canceled




The ratings were bad, it wasn't even in the top 30 scripted series among adults 18-49, so they won't renew it.
Also Spike will be rebranded as the Paramount Network on January 2018.

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Shania Twain will debut at #1 while Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus land at #2 and #3 respectively




Shania Twain is expected to debut at #1 with her first album in 15 years.

Early numbers show that Twain's album "Now" should move 121-132k units.

Shania Twain's last album "Up!" debuted at #1 with 874k in sales.


Demi Lovato's "Tell Me You Love Me" is expected to land at #2 with 68-78k units.

Lovato's last album "Confident" debuted at #2 with 98k units moved.


Miley Cyrus should debut at #3 with 40-55k units of her album "Younger Now."

Cyrus' last major label album "Bangerz" debuted at #1 with 270k units moved.


Source: HITS Daily Double


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The Exorcist 2x02 Promo - "Safe as Houses"

Jim Parsons is TV's highest paid actor for 3rd year in a row



Thanks to their a million dollar an episode salary for the previous season of The Big Bang Theory, the actors of the show were the top 4 on the list. The adult cast of Modern Family also had 4 spots on the list. Mark Harmon (NCIS) and Kevin Spacey (House of Cards) finished off the list.

1. Jim Parsons - $27.5 million
2. Johnny Galecki - $26.5 million
3. Simon Helberg - $26 million
4. Kunal Nayyar - $25 million
5. Mark Harmon - $19 million
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Aussie Grand Final Football weekend pre-entertainment Part1 - The Killers edition

IT'S DARKSIDED! Horror book recs for a spooky October

The October reading task in the ONTD Reading Challenge is to read something scary! Gargoyles, psychics, everything’s ungodly! The collection below is ranked by scaredy cats, with 3 being the most frightful.

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The Suicide Motor Club black_catblack_cat
They roam America, littering the highways with smashed cars and bled-out bodies, a gruesome reflection of the unsettled sixties. But to anyone unlucky enough to meet them in the lonely hours of the night, they’re just a blurry memory. That is — to all but one... Two years ago, they left a witness in the mangled wreck of her family car, her husband dead, her son taken. She remembers their awful faces, despite their tricks and glamours. And she’s coming for them—her thirst for vengeance even more powerful than their hunger for blood. On the deserted highways of America, the hunters are about to become the hunted...

My Soul To Keepblack_cat
When Jessica marries David, he is everything she wants in a family man: brilliant, attentive, ever youthful. Yet she still feels something about him is just out of reach. Soon, as people close to Jessica begin to meet violent, mysterious deaths, David makes an unimaginable confession: More than 400 years ago, he and other members of an Ethiopian sect traded their humanity so they would never die, a secret he must protect at any cost. Now, his immortal brethren have decided David must return and leave his family in Miami. Instead, David vows to invoke a forbidden ritual to keep Jessica and his daughter with him forever.





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Anna Dressed in Blood black_cat
Searching for a ghost the locals call Anna Dressed in Blood, Cas expects the usual: track, hunt, kill. What he finds instead is a girl entangled in curses and rage, a ghost like he's never faced before. She still wears the dress she wore on the day of her brutal murder in 1958: once white, now stained red and dripping with blood. Since her death, Anna has killed any and every person who has dared to step into the deserted Victorian she used to call home. Yet she spares Cas's life.
Hell House black_catblack_cat
Can any soul survive? Regarded as the Mount Everest of haunted houses, Belasco House has witnessed scenes of almost unimaginable horror and depravity. Two previous expeditions to investigate its secrets met with disaster, the participants destroyed by murder, suicide or insanity. Now a new investigation has been mounted - four strangers, each with his or her own reason for daring the unknown torments and temptations of the mansion...
Ghost Story black_catblack_catblack_cat
For four aging men in the terror-stricken town of Milburn, New York, an act inadvertently carried out in their youth has come back to haunt them. Now they are about to learn what happens to those who believe they can bury the past -- and get away with murder.






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The Church of Dead Girls black_catblack_cat_half
One by One, Three Young Girls vanish in a small town in upstate New York. With the first disappearance, the townspeople begin to mistrust outsiders. When the second girl goes missing, neighbors and childhood friends start to eye each other warily. And with the third disappearance, the sleepy little town awakens to a full-blown nightmare. In The Church of Dead Girls, Stephen Dobyns probes the ruinous effects of suspicion. As panic mounts and citizens take the law into their own hands, no one is immune as old rumors, old angers, and old hungers come to the surface to reveal the secret history of this seemingly genteel town and the dark impulses of its inhabitants.
The Devil in Silver black_catblack_cat_half
Pepper is a rambunctious big man, minor-league troublemaker, working-class hero (in his own mind), and, suddenly, the surprised inmate of a budget-strapped mental institution in Queens, New York. He’s not mentally ill, but that doesn’t seem to matter. He is accused of a crime he can’t quite square with his memory. In the darkness of his room on his first night, he’s visited by a terrifying creature with the body of an old man and the head of a bison who nearly kills him before being hustled away by the hospital staff. It’s no delusion: The other patients confirm that a hungry devil roams the hallways when the sun goes down. Pepper rallies three other inmates in a plot to fight back. Battling the pill-pushing staff, one another, and their own minds, they try to kill the monster that’s stalking them. But can the Devil die?






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Flesh black_cat black_cat
No one in town has ever seen anything like it; a slimy, mobile tube of glistening yellow flesh with dull, staring eyes and an obscene, probing mouth. But the real horror is not what it looks like, or what it does when it invades your flesh - but what it makes you do to others.
The Hatching black_cat
Deep in the jungle of Peru, where so much remains unknown, a black, skittering mass devours an American tourist whole. Thousands of miles away, an FBI agent investigates a fatal plane crash in Minneapolis and makes a gruesome discovery. Unusual seismic patterns register in a Kanpur, India earthquake lab, confounding the scientists there. During the same week, the Chinese government “accidentally” drops a nuclear bomb in an isolated region of its own country. As these incidents begin to sweep the globe, a mysterious package from South America arrives at a Washington, D.C. laboratory. Something wants out. The world is on the brink of an apocalyptic disaster. An ancient species, long dormant, is now very much awake.

The Terrorblack_catblack_catblack_cat_half
Their captain's insane vision of a Northwest Passage has kept the crewmen of The Terror trapped in Arctic ice for two years without a thaw. But the real threat to their survival isn't the ever-shifting landscape of white, the provisions that have turned to poison before they open them, or the ship slowly buckling in the grip of the frozen ocean. The real threat is whatever is out in the frigid darkness, stalking their ship, snatching one seaman at a time or whole crews, leaving bodies mangled horribly or missing forever. Captain Crozier takes over the expedition after the creature kills its original leader, Sir John Franklin. Drawing equally on his own strengths as a seaman and the mystical beliefs of the Eskimo woman he's rescued, Crozier sets a course on foot out of the Arctic and away from the insatiable beast. But every day the dwindling crew becomes more deranged and mutinous, until Crozier begins to fear there is no escape from an ever-more-inconceivable nightmare.


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Afterlife with Archie, Vol. 1: Escape from Riverdale black_cat
When Jughead's beloved pet Hot Dog is killed in a hit and run, Jughead turns to the only person he knows who can help bring back his canine companion—Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Using dark, forbidden magic, Sabrina is successful and Hot Dog returns to the land of the living. But he's not the same... and soon, the darkness he brings back with him from beyond the grave begins to spread, forcing Archie and the gang to try to escape Riverdale!
The Secret Life of Soulsblack_cat_half
Eleven year old actress Delia Cross is beautiful, talented, charismatic. A true a star in the making. Her days are a blur of hard work on ­set, auditions and tutors. Her family—driven, pill­-popping stage mother Pat, wastrel dad Bart, and introverted twin brother Robbie—depends on her for their upscale lifestyle. Delia in turn depends on Caity, her beloved ginger Queensland Heeler—and loyal friend—for the calming private space they share. Delia is on the verge of a professional break through. But just as the contracts are about to be signed, there is a freak accident that puts Delia in the danger zone with only Caity to protect her.





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Sisters of the Revolution is an anthology of speculative short fiction from the 1970s to the present. Although not strictly horror, there are a few notable stories to check out:

  • The Glass Bottle Trick by Nalo Hopkinson (available for free here, through Fantasy Magazine); black_catblack_cat

  • The Screwfly Solution by James Tiptree, Jr (available for free here); black_catblack_cat

  • The Fall River Axe Murders by Angela Carter (which Celeste Ng wrote about here)black_cat

Night Shift is a superb collection of Stephen King short stories - his first. Most of these stories have become adapted into films. Recommended reads: The Mangler, Sometimes They Come Back, and Graveyard Shift. black_catblack_cat
The Willows is a classic horror-weird fic short story that is sure to provide the creeps. It can count on its own for the challenge, and it's available for free here via Project Gutenberg. black_catblack_catblack_cat

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BOOK POST!!! What scary book will you be reading this month, ONTD?

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